No, really, my problem is this whole controversy with Ines Sainz. Unless you get your news out of Siberia than you've probably heard of Ines. You see, Ines Sainz is a sports reporter, she is from Latin America somewhere, and she covers the New York Jets. Or was, the day she walked into the locker room wearing this ensemble.
|RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!|
What a dog! Want more proof? How about this outfit that Ines has been known to wear to work, but don't go saying I didn't warn you, because I did.
|"HERE ROVER! PUPPY WANT A TREAT?"|
Don't know about you, but it personally gives me that nasty, nauseating upchuck feeling that comes from eating three day old tuna that's been sitting out on the counter in mid August.
Anyway, the controversy comes on the tight jeans and exploding cleavage coattails of an incident that took place over this last weekend after a New York Jets practice. Seems Ms. Sainz was waiting for Mark Sanchez in the locker room to do an interview, when (wearing outfit shown above) she began to grow uncomfortable when fifty-two grown men, having come off a strenuous practice began to grow uncomfortable in their jock straps.
The fifty-third member of the team, the place kicker, was in the corner of the locker room, arguing by text with his boyfriend Juavier about where the hippest place to meet for drinks and listen to techno music was. Miss Ines was the least of his concern.
Ines claims, although uncomfortable about remarks, leers, a impromptu booby grabs, she had in no way reported it to the Jets franchise, the NFL, nor Vivid Adult Entertainment where she's also employed. She insists it was another fellow, female reporter that broke the story.
Thank God for The Association of Women in Sports Media though, to help sort out this mess.
"AWSM continues to monitor issues regarding locker-room access and is committed to helping create and maintain a work environment that is free of harassment and hostility," the statement said.
Hmmmm...and double fucking hmmmm...
I have an idea AWSA. Just going out on a limb of course. I mean, I really don't have any expertise on the issue. I'm only a guy, so what do I know? Anyway, why not keep women, the kind with vaginas and large mammary glands out of the locker room of over paid, over sexed, highly immature and complete moronic and overgrown children that happened to be professional athletes?
Anyway, I'll leave you with one last disgusting picture to prove my confusion over the Ines Sainz controversy. I'm sorry if this leaves you with a bad taste in your intestinal tract, but the fact that I, being the moral, upstanding person that I am, have a duty to bring you the full story, regardless of any compromising positions I might find myself in.
|WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WOOF, WOOF!|