So, after a nice dinner and a couple drinks we jumped in my vehicle, wrapping up the date, me taking her home. My plan, being the gentleman that I am,
|DISREGARD LEG HAIR...TO BE FAIR, SHE WAS LAID UP AWHILE!|
Since then we don't play 'slug bug' much anymore, mostly because I've learned my lesson. Spa treatments are way too expensive.
We do have a new game we play when we're traveling though. It's competitive, challenging and best of all, it involves nasty sex!!!
We call it 'porno plates'.
This is how it works so you and your loved ones can get to gettin' it on.
Rule one...you need to be in a car of some sort, preferably one with air bags and roll bars in case the fun gets out of hand and attention begins to wain. Next rule...with complete attention turned to license plates of other cars (therefore the need for rule number one) you pick out the letters and number and then with each letter complete a sentence that spells out something nasty, demeaning, sexual, gross, masochistic or something Jenna Jameson might scream out while on set.
What'd you come up with? See, the way I read this plate and put my 'porno plate' spin on it was this.
Nasty Little Whore (069 is self-explanatory)
Ain't that fun, huh?
Here, try another!
Don't know about you but the only thing I could come up with was mustache toting, viperous piehole who more than likely is compensating for something, or possibly hooker strangling douchebag.
Yeah, okay, it has nothing to do with the game but it's my game so I can change the rules whenever I'd like, thank you very much.