I call it fuckin' awesome!
Inside this heavenly delight is deep fried mozzarella cheese sticks, smothered in cheese, probably deep fried, then covered in some sort of bread, toasted in lipo-fat, then finally deep fried in a vat of more fat. And don't forget the dip, that seems to be a marinara sauce, but more than likely the contents of a sow's spleen, finely puree'd in a bowl.
Just looking at the picture doesn't give enough information to understand the magnitude of its Thorism, its gargantuanistic flavorings or its ability to withstand a direct hit from a Bible belt tornado. This shit is huge!
Not wanting to sit around with a hunger burning in my belly, and certainly not wanting to be the last on the block to run out and
No fears though...I will get my grubby little fingers on this desirable coronary artery disease some day. I'll keep you posted. Maybe I'll invite you all along to experience it with me. We can get a table at the back, shmooze up old Flo, smoke us a cigarette and eat us some heart disease.
Hell, you bring the defibrillator and I'll pick up the bill.